The Shitcoin World “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death”
What is cryptocurrency?
Explained in simple words- virtual money that you exchange for example; US dollars if that’s your Country’s currency and that you can then deposit in your bank account, through an exchange app that supports fiat wallets.
In other words, it’s a rabbit hole to navigate the crypto world.
Crypto has been around for over a decade, but the big boom didn’t start too long ago.
Have you dare to enter the “shitcoin” world? I tip my hat to you if you have made it far into the Island of cannibalism, sort of speaking.
In a world far far away, resides multiple magical doors called “Crypto Wallets” the two biggest in this far far world are “Metamask” and “Trust Wallet” these are the gateways you need to discover the beau… sorry I mean nightmare world of “shitcoins” pick any door! They both hold the same extraordinary value and by value I really mean no morals.
Let’s choose door #1 for the sake of story telling and keep things moving.
Metamask is the doorway we choose to reveal the winning but mostly losing dark side of humanity.
Let’s pretend Metamask is our teacher, we ask, search, and he delivers, through his majestic browser power.
Survival kit needed to navigate the not so magical world of shitcoins:
-Crypto wallet ours is Metamask (this is where we hold the not so winning coins we will gather)
-Chart Link (after you purchase your first shitcoin you surely want to check every 2 seconds if it made you millions yet. Poocoin chart or
-Social media apps such as Telegram or Discord (this is where all your cheerleading friends will pump you up to keep buying or as they say “eat” the delicious dips) May I add, these dips are all you can eat by the way. They never end, and no my friend is not the type of all you can eat buffet you want eat at.
-Extra guts a lot of them (you will not survive one day after your first purchase if you do not hold extra guts in your survival kit)
Shall we proceed now that you hold your survival kit?
Nah… you’re on your own now, go explore and come back and tell me how it all went.
One last survival tip; watch out for:
•Rugpulls
•Honeypots
•Dusting Attack
•Phishing Scams
•Wallet Hacks
Oh, you don’t know what any of this is? Do not worry you will find out sooner than later, unfortunately.
Always remember, you packed extra guts, you will be just fine after all.
Go on and HODL (hold on to dear life)
